i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
yeah thats right, all you need is me
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
thats some deep shit
i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
you should be expecting that.
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
being a human is so weird
This feels so good to my brain
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world
Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode